Saturday, December 3, 2011

My fear...of Mice!!

I'm not one to be afraid of many things, in fact, the only thing I could really think of being afraid of would be being trapped under water and not being able to reach the surface for a nice breath of air...but isn't that something everyone would fear? I mean who really wants to be trapped under water? Soo after ruling that out, along with clowns, the dark, snakes, and heights, I decided that the only thing left to fear was simply...mice! You know, the little creatures that squeak, run a million times faster than you ever could, and are basically..well..ugly!! This is how my fear of mice began, now don't get too excited, this story really is not that great.

Picture this..its the time of year for the family festival, except this is actually when the family festival is fun to go to. It was the five aside soccer tournament (the tournament where like everyone got a trophy..i swear 10th place might have gotten one) and  oh yeah it was at the ice arena or the soccer fields if that is what you would rather like to call it. So I was in the five-aside tournament, I don't know exactly how old I was, maybe 3rd or 4th grade. But alls I do know is that my team was stacked! I was a thirsty girl, I mean it takes a lot of water to chase around a ball all day. Okay getting to the point...I had to pee! I decided to take the lazy way out and skip the actual semi-nice bathrooms in the ice arena and go for the quality porta potties! (I'm not that type of girl that really cares where she goes to the bathroom, a forest would be sufficient) The line was actually pretty backed up so I was eying the first one to free up. I waited patiently doing that little "I have to pee dance" the one where you jump back and forth on your tip toes, the one that doesn't actually help at all. When the first door opened, I ran right up to it and switched the little handle thinger to "occupied." I sat down to begin my pee, when all of a sudden a mouse crawled out of this hole located in the bottom right corner. I'm sitting on the seat (feet in the air) and this nasty little thing is spastically and frantically circling the floor of my porta potty. Screaming, I  hop up, try to pull my shorts up and do that "I have to pee dance" all over again. Except this time it was the "Eww I don't want that thing to touch me dance." Keep in mind this is all  happening in like the course of 5 seconds! Finally the mouse crawled back into his hiding space and I sprinted out of there. I mean it's one thing to have to pee in a porta potty, but another to have to be trapped with a mouse.

Ever sense I really have not been too found of mice. Porta potties on the other hand...I could care less about! But mice...eww! Not to mention they also seem to find my garage a nice little place to call home. Soooo...mice...you can go somewhere else to live, somewhere far far far away! That's my story of why I don't really like mice! I told you it really wasn't that exciting!

6 comments:

  1. I have never really been afraid of rodents, but your story may just make that happen now. Nice way to be bold about your story. LOVE IT!

    Are you now afraid of porta-potties also??

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  2. Oh my gosh that sounds horrible! I hate mice too! Once a mouse was in our apartment on vacation and was really bad. I couldn't imagine being trapped in a porta potty with one! Especially when you have to pee!

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  3. I really like the descriptions you used in your post; they made it easy to visualize and connect to. Your story sounded terrible--I'd be scared of mice, too! Also, the introduction really helped to pull the reader in.

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  4. Hahahaahah! I'm picturing this perfectly right now! That sounds pretty traumatic. I probably would have reacted the exact same way. I liked the point you made about fears. Everyone's fear is drowning or dying or getting tortured and stuff. It's impossible to not be afraid. I used to think that my fear list was infinite but if I took away all of the obvious ones, it wouldn't really be that long. I'm not really afraid of mice, but if I would of had an experience like you, I definately would be. Like my fear of dogs, I had a traumatic experience.

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  5. Shell, your story made me laugh so hard! I could just picture you inside the porta potty doing that little dance haha! I wonder what the people on the outside are thinking? haha. But I think mice are cute! It also made me laugh when you said, "I'm not one to be afraid of many things..." and then you list off being trapped under water, clowns, the dark, snakes, and heights! hahaha you're a real brave one, Shell! ;)
    But very nice story!!!!

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  6. Haha, Michelle! I loved this! I could just picture you doing the "i have to pee dance!" Your fear of rats is a really rational one, I understand completely why you wouldn't like them so much!

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